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PostSubject: The devil's offer   Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:56 pm

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.


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PostSubject: Re: The devil's offer   Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:30 am

I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."






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PostSubject: Re: The devil's offer   Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:19 am

I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."






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PostSubject: Re: The devil's offer   Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:43 am


"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.









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PostSubject: Re: The devil's offer   Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:15 pm

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.








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