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PostSubject: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 14, 2010 3:31 am

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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 18, 2010 10:42 pm

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"










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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 20, 2010 11:44 pm

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."










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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 31, 2010 12:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 04, 2011 2:40 am

t the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"



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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 04, 2011 2:49 am

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"










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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 07, 2011 12:17 am

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PostSubject: Re: Lawyer Humor   Lawyer Humor I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 13, 2011 3:38 am

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

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